21 November 2011, 8:20 am
GM- Abraham Washington WWE Champion- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin Intercontinental Champion- Owen Hart European Champion- David Otunga Women's Champion- Angelina Love World Tag Team Champions- CM Punk & Jeff Hardy 1. David Otunga(c) w/ Wade Barrett & JBL v Cody Rhodes (European Championship) Post Match- Barrett, JBL & Otunga beat down Cody Rhodes. Their cohorts, Orlando Jordan and Heath Slater run to the ring to help in the beating. Then all of a sudden The Miz and Alex Riley run down and it is now a brutal 7 on 1 beat down. Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart rushes the ring to help Rhodes. Randy Orton follows who is also followed by Ted Dibiase & "Cowboy" James Storm. The odds are still against them at 7 on 5 but Team Orton is able to drive JBL and his guys out of the ring. The Straight Edge Society is in the ring. Punk says it was a fluke that he was teamed with a drug addict like Jeff Hardy at Cyber Sunday and now they are Tag Team Champions. And at Survivor Series, they will be on opposite teams as his Straight Edge Society takes on Jeff Hardy, his fat brother, some washed up redneck and a lunitic in a black leather mask. But wait... That means it is 3 on 4. That's not fair. Punk doesnt need it to be fair because he is Straight Edge and therefore better than Jeff Hardy. But he made a call and got an old buddy of his to team with the SES. Out comes Scotty Goldman(Colt Cabana). 2. Scotty Goldman w/ CM Punk, Luke Gallows, Joey Mercury & Serena v Jeff Jarrett Trish Stratus comes out and starts talking about losing the Women's Championship at Cyber Sunday and not getting a rematch. In fact the only people to get a match against Angelina Love was that lesbian Velvet Sky, Sarita, who is probably an illigal and Mickie James. And now at Survivor Series she has to team up with the illigal, her illigal cousin, Rosita, Gail Kim who is a loser, losing her title last week to a Hooters Girl, and the scared little champion herself, Angelina Love. Trish says its bad enough she is teamed with all those idiots but she has to take on a bunch of models and Mickie James, who is no slouch but cannot hold a candle to Trish. Team Trish will be victorious none the less. Women's Champion Angelina Love comes out and asks Trish if she is serious? Team Trish?? It's Team Angelina. After all she is the Women's Champion and Trish is not. Trish says she will take her title back if its the last thing she does. 3. Nikki Bella & Mickie James w/Brie Bella v Sarita & Rosita (Trish Stratus and Angelina Love on commentary) Post Match- Trish enters the ring to try to make peace with Sarita and Rosita but they are having none of it. Angelina gets in the ring and they appear to be more receptive to her. They then decide to jump Nikki and Mickie James. Velvet Sky and Eve run to help, chasing the heels off. JBL is backstage with David Otunga, Wade Barrett, Orlando Jordan and Heath Slater. Slater and Jordan are eager to be on Team JBL at Survivor Series. JBL tells them, they will go after Punk and Jeff Hardy and easily win the Tag Titles. But at Survivor Series, he is going with Miz and Alex Riley. Jordan and Slater are disappointed. 4. Joey Mercury & Luke Gallows v Matt Hardy & Abyss 5. The Miz w/ Alex Riley v Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart Kurt Angle is in the ring. He talks about Brock Lesnar sneak attacking him last week. He talks about the challenge Lesnar made. He has no choice but to accept. But he did put together a rather good team. That is why he was at ECW last week. Two men, owe him a great deal to Angle for enhancing their careers. Those two men are Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas. And at Survivor Series, he will have a whole team assembled and Lesnar will never mess with Angle again. And then Angle will be on the road to recapturing the WWE title for an unprecidented 4th time. 6. Randy Orton v Wade Barrett Post Match- JBL, David Otunga, Miz and Alex Riley hit the ring again and attack Orton. Rhodes leads the charge to the ring with Jim Neidhart, Ted Dibiase and James Storm. This time, every YWWE offical hits the ring to break them up DO YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN?! The Rock, the #1 contender for the WWE Title hits the ring. This Sunday, he will claim the WWE Title from "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. After waiting. After losing the Royal Rumble, which he promised the millions.... AND MILLIONS of The Rock's fans he would win. After holding the Tag Team Titles with his best friend Mick Foley only to lose them to Steve and Edge. After defeating William Regal to become the #1 contender... FINALLY! The Rock gets a title shot. And as he promised this Sunday will be the MOST ELECTRIFYING SURVIVOR SERIES OF ALL TIME! WWE Champ Steve Austin comes out. He tells The Rock he pinned him to win the tag titles with that weasel Edge, He will do it again. Austin says the first time he lost this title it was in a scramble match so the odds were a against him. But at Survivor Series, it will be one on one. Mano e mano. And Austin says he doesnt intend on losing the title so soon. Edge now comes out. He goes on his usual rant about not recieving a title shot. He says he is better than The Rock and more deserving of a title shot than The Rock. He is more deserving to hold the title than Austin. Austin looks at Edge. Then comes a Stone Cold Stunner. Edge falls into The Rock who hits a Rock Bottom. Edge is out. The Rock stands over Edge and hits The People's Elbow. Austin and The Rock come to a nose to nose stare down as the show ends.... Read More »
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